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Immediate Openings!

HELP WANTED

A large-scale planning and redevelopment project led by a major and globally recognized 230 year-old organization is now in the early stages.  Excellent career opportunities are currently available in the following areas: 

Bridge Builders:  Inclement global conditions have created a vast washout and subsequent consciousness chasm in the common ground.  This deep divide can be successfully spanned by persons adept at possibility thinking, creative visualization, and the cooperative implementation of innovative structural design.  Previous engineering/architectural experience is a plus, but not mandatory.  (Extreme blueprints and/or design proposals have already been submitted in abundance are not a hiring requirement for this position. )

Media - including Internet bloggers, newspaper/magazine journalists, radio/television talk-show hosts, novelists, movie producers/writers, marketers, publishers:  This rapidly expanding field of project specific employment seeks talented persons capable of objectively communicating a broad spectrum of reality, social actions/events, opinions, and constructive, free-flowing concepts/ideas.  Applicants with knowledge and understanding of media principles modeled by Edward R. Murrow will be given preferential treatment.  (All media positions that require shouting, denigration, demonizing, fear mongering and polarizing communication styles are currently filled beyond capacity; no new applications are being accepted.) 

Politics:  There are plentiful openings for independent minded political aspirants with moderate viewpoints that focus on commonalities and consensus building.  These political positions require broad skills for embracing and resolving conflict without reveling or grandstanding in it for personal fame and/or financial gain.  Altruism, integrity, optimism and strength of character are mandatory.  Egocentric, power-seeking applicants will be carefully screened and disqualified.

Clergy:  Spiritual Leadership built on words of love, hope, inspiration, encouragement, compassion and wisdom are immediately required from a broad cross section of pulpits, in large and small spiritual communities.  The long-term project goals include fostering a feeling of spiritual cooperation, personal empowerment and vibrant unity in diversity.  These openings are not gender specific.

Physicians/Nurses/Health Specialists:  Individual and collective healing/health are essential to the success of this project.  Good diagnostic skills, innovative healing techniques and excellent bedside manners are helpful.   A foundational requirement for the position of Health Workers includes the ability to write the prescription:  “Heal Thyself.”

Humorists:  Human Resource Department Research indicates levity provides outstanding health benefits for employer and employees.  If you have a gift for discovering gentle, uplifting humor in contemporary situations and do not consider “Why can’t we all just get along?” as a hilarious quotation joke, there are unlimited career possibilities for you.  Comedic insight coupled with respect for humanity is a real resume plus.  “Laughter is the best medicine.”  (See job opening for Physicians/Nurses/Health Specialists.)

InterpretersUrgent need for these key positions.  If you understand linguistic nuances and semantics and can effectively translate divided or polarized English language into productive words/vocabulary of oneness and inclusion between two parties, your direct assistance is required.

Immediate employment opportunities in these fields are available coast-to-coast, in all geographic areas and communities, metropolitan and rural. This list is a sampling and does not include all available employment possibilities.  Short-term pay and profits are as yet undetermined and may be modest.  The long-term benefits package is substantial and included in all job positions.  Apply today.

The United States of America is an Equal Opportunity Employer.